lastoneout:

lastoneout:

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

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spyderverse:

what’s your spotify wrapped 2021 opening credits theme song

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reucrion:

thatwhobumblesabout:

saw the new matrix trailer

my favorite comment so far is “it’s not directed by the brothers but the sister this time. honestly can’t believe they would give up the reins of their baby like that”

like

sir

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last-to-the-orgy:

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thecraftt-deactivated20250416:

jaerjar:

woolandflax:

countess-of-edessa:

insaneostyle:

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, “but they’re both yellow.”

Behold

A chicken

Behold

A Man

This is the best thing on the internet.

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bunjywunjy:

hell-propaganda:

cryptidunknown:

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

add that one to the list, boys

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lesbianrey:

yes i know i’m a hypocrite because i use apple and google products and they’re spying on me completely anyways but there’s something about alexa that viscerally disgusts me and feels like a bridge too far

(via film-bones)

kisakisaxo:

kisakisaxo:

wizardworm:

schizm-deactivated:

wizardworm:

this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me

reminds me of this

@kisakisaxo

THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE. 

If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:

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brasilnumero1:

brasilnumero1:

why do photographers still exist when puppy sleeping 1955 japan & inuit girl and her puppy 1949 have already been photographed. choose a new career

like. do you really think you can snap something better than this

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

reve-nant:

nominativecase:

asphodeltheawkwardpanda:

nominativecase:

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

have you tried putting it in rice

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

There are easier ways to get drunk

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lyesmyths:

blushnectar:

petition for stars in the day time please???

girls already exist

(via hotboyproblems)

if you’re waiting for me to take a hint

libellulex:

moonlandingwasfaked:

it won’t work.
consider the following: i’m a dumbass

just straight up tell me

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